Gas Chambers, Sheep and Hitlers Testicles
dam right bitchez, i gto me a supersoaker.
ill supersoak yo ass. Yeah im black. dont hold it against me racists
you know whos racist? stephen pham. but good kinda racist. like, 'wants to have a breakfast show on channel nine called "breakfasts with adolf hitler (and friends)"' kinda racist. funny kid
hitler was weird. he was born in austria
fucking austrians
start of every fucking war. fucking austrians
how many balls did hitler have? ive heard so many stories about he had either 1 or 3 nuts, and im jsut like, wtf?
wat are the odds that hitler would have 3 nuts?
does that mean he has liek, ultra-sperm? flying, x-ray vison, super strong, vulnerable to kryptonite sperm, with gianst 'S's on their... where would the s go on a sperm? they only really have a head and a tail. ironically they onyl come when you get head or tail.
but off the topic of hitlers ball sack and super-sperm, the nazis were fuckheads. ok maybe not that off topic but im not talking about hitlers testicles anymore... well now i am
but seriously, those nazis loved rabbits and deer. all nazis had to carry bells on them in forests to scare away animals so the nazis wouldnt have to shoot them. you know, instead of just simply not shooting the cute little rabbits, or draggin the deer off to concentration camps and gassing them.
you know who else loves animals?
new zealanders.
i have a theory which combines both love of animals and hitlers testicles. here goes.
hitler was actually a kiwi. he had his 3 balls because all kiwis do, they just hide them by learning to suck them up-inside their body if somebody is looking. anyway these extra testicles make them extra horny, hence their need to reproduce. many years ago, when homo sapiens and neanderthals roamed the earth, primitive, 3-testicled ancestors of the kiwis almost wiped out humans by being so horny and breeding with all their women, so the gods decided that the kiwis had to be stopped. they picked up all the new zealanders and put them in new zealand where they wouldnt hurt anybody else. very quickly, the horny new zealanders had bred so much that new zealand was crowded (like worse than asia) and they were begining to try and swim over to the rest of the world, so the gods introduced sheep to new zealand. with both women and sheep to breed with, the kiwi population reduced back to a tolerable level, while the number of half kiwi, half sheep babies rose dramatically.
whether or not kiwis still have 3 balls is unclear because they could just be still breeding for sheep out of habbit.
one final point, a product made in austrlia is "an australian product". What is a product made in new zealand?
I actually think that Breakfast with Adolf and Friends works better as a radio show, so you can be there at home, eating breakfast, or on your way to work...basically, you can start off your morning with a bang, wherever you are or whatever you're doing.
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